GLaDOS brings down PSN

In a freak turn of events; GLaDOS has turned Tulpa (Slenderman stylee) and has borked the PSNetwork (not the PSN network, people. The N stands for network).

I, for one, am sitting here doing this:

SELL! YOU ITALIAN BASTARD

 and this:

Please, someone tell me its back online!

So, what are you doing with your giant black doorstop tonight? I'm going to tape it to a wall and use its pointy corners to scratch the lower part of my arse cheeks.