I can Pencil the Bandit Raid in for Next Tuesday

Thought this was particularly amusing and so had to repost it. On a thread about how GW2 may have too many dynamic events:

Originally Posted by Meowhead  -

If they had a realistic rate of encounters, that would be a damn boring game.

'It's been about 2 years since the last bandit excursion, it's taken that long for them to regroup, recruit new members and elect a new leader'
'Since we wiped out the wolves, we've had to have a very careful endangered species preservation act. Now that 50 years have passed, the wolf population is up to snuff! Feel free to kill more again!'

It's be very, very long periods of admiring the pretty flowers, and the occasional fight. Once every week or so. Hope you're logged on when it happens! :D