1) Still without a smartphone, I am required to turn my computer on and sit down in front of it if I wish to tweet/email.
2) On New Year’s day me and my friends tried to take a photo like the guys from Anchorman and as I jumped I pulled a muscle in my lower back.
However, after my (admittedly rather enjoyable) week on the sofa, my back seems to be almost completely healed. Also, I should be receiving my fancy new Samsung Galaxy SII any time now. So, prepare to be bombarded by Tweets and emails.
You have been warned.