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Friday 30 December 2011

The Big Irish Gamer

I'm shamelessly stealing this off Dara O'Brien's standup which I saw the other day. I thought I'd repost it here because it amused me so and wanted to see what you guys thought of it:

The advantage which the video game medium holds over other entertainment mediums is that it is the only one which punishes you for failure. CD's don't pause halfway through a song and demand: "DANCE, DANCE FOR ME! Nope, not good enough *self destruct*". Books don't stop you halfway through and ask: "What are the major themes of the story so far? INCORRECT! *slam shut*".

You cannot be crap at reading a book. But you can sure be crap at video games.

3 comments:

  1. It would actually be hillarious if movies did this... I'm picturing 007 style ejector seats in theaters...  "Nope, you've completely failed to understand the plot, appreaciate the writing and/or acting and your presence is no longer required here..." then *woosh* as the seat flies up through an automatically opening portal in the ceiling, followed by a gust of air to direct it horizontal to a waiting slide area, another *woosh* as they slide down the "exit" tube until they are deposited outside the theater on the sidewalk beneath a sign that says, "Doesn't get it" with an arrow pointing down (or perhaps "Dumbass" in less kind neighborhoods.)
    And of course there would be a burly attendant there waiting to take the seat and return it to the theater for the next showing (who would look at them with a slightly disapproving/disappointed expression on his face as he helps them to their feet and takes the seat away.)

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  2. Hmm. Considering the most common gripe with video games is that they're all too easy atm I'm not sure how true this is. Remember Altered Beast? Damn that was a hard game.

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  3. Indeed. "RIIISE FROM YOUR GRAAVE!" brilliant start to a game.

    I've heard the "Demons Souls" couple of games are pretty difficult.

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