Days seem so much longer when you have no Internet access.
You know how when you get closer to an object with a tremendous gravitational pull time slows down?
I think my hours sitting on the sofa playing career mode on FIFA 11 and expanding the piles of empty drink cans and Co-op tiramisu packaging whilst I wait to regain contact with the outside world has not only been significantly damaging to my health, but has also increased the relative strength of my hovel's gravitational pull. Time is actually going slower as I get more bored.
O2 have promised that it will be 6-10 days (starting Monday 9th) till my net is online so I should be up and running by this time next week. Till then, I ask; if you believe in a higher power (whether Abrahamic or otherwise) that you implore him to protect me, because if my nest collapses in on itself it's going to create one hell of a black hole.
ps. serious mode for a moment, if you haven't yet I'd like to ask you to help to save thousands of homosexuals in Uganda. Today the Ugandan parliament will be voting about whether to impose the death penalty for homosexuality. In the past this decision has been shelved by international outcry and there is a hope that we might once again stop it from happening. If you feel like making a difference, head over to http://www.avaaz.org/en/uganda_stop_homophobia_petition/96.php and sign the petition. Thanks.